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The Nation of Jon is proud to present: Words of Wisdom, presented by the Great flansuez
October 24, 2005 - "The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing." ~ Archilochus
October 26, 2005 - "It is best never to have been born. But who among us has such luck? One in a million, perhaps." ~ Alfred Polgar
October 30, 2005 - "After fifteen minutes nobody looks at a rainbow." ~ Goethe

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Interesting stats you may care to see! Woo-hoo!


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Word of the month
October 2005
smarmy
November 2005
w'tong: that feeling when you really gotta poop, but it's just not coming out

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Clue: Test 1
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You scored as Wadsworth, the Butler. You are Wadsworth, the Butler who arranged the dinner meeting. Wadsworth is a widower who was victimized by his former boss. Of course, before tonight, no one had ever met him before.


What "Clue" character are you?


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Clue: Test 2
You scored as Miss Scarlet. You own an escort service and have no shame about it. Your sense of humor is your "defense mechanism" and you make wisecracks all the time.

Miss Scarlet

55%

Professor Plum

45%

Wadsworth

40%

Colonel Mustard

40%

Mr. Green

25%

Yvette

25%

Mrs. White

5%

Mrs. Peacock

5%

Which "Clue" character are you?


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You scored as The Butler, or Mr. Boddy. OH NO! If you were in the fantastic film CLUE, your counterpart would be the bad guy, who is really the greatest guy ever, THE BUTLER, OR MR. BODDY- who is played by TIM CURRY! Now go watch the Rocky Horror Picture Show!

The Butler, or Mr. Body

63%

Professor Plum

56%

Mr. Green

38%

Miss Scarlet

31%

Mrs. Peacock

31%

Mrs. White

19%

Yvette

13%

Colonel Mustard

6%

CLUE?!


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You scored as Mr. Green. Mr. Green, loves money more than his own mother, you also enjoy money and will do anything to get your hands on it.

Professor Plum

56%

Mr. Green

56%

Mrs. White

56%

Miss Scarlet

38%

Colonel Mustard

38%

Mrs. Peacock

38%

Which CLUE Character are you?


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You scored as Winston!. You're Winston Zeddemore. It's not easy to be normal (well, relatively) among the abnormal, but Winston handles it the way he does everything else--with style. The practical one of the bunch, Winston helps keep the others from getting themselves killed. He loves his job, but enjoys the value of downtime...an all-around good guy.

Winston!

63%

Peter!

54%

Ray!

46%

Janine!

38%

Egon!

25%

Which of the Ghostbusters are you?


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You scored as The Riddler. You are The Riddler. You like puzzles. You like watching people solve them. so thast what you do you find out everything and anything and twist it around and make your most worthy foe solve it. The Batman. Your ideas were rejected at the toy company you worked at. you sought revenge and got it. and a cool costume and gimic while you were at it!

The Riddler

57%

The Joker

46%

Mr. Freeze

23%

The Scarecrow

20%

TwoFace

20%

Poison Ivy

6%

Which Batman Villan Are You?


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You scored as Scarecrow. You're the twisted SCARECROW! Born under Jonathan Crane, you were an intelligent psyche professor until things went horribly wrong! Now you use chemicals to induce panic and fear in your victims! Although not a well-known criminal, Gotham City had better watch out!

The Joker

65%

Scarecrow

65%

Mr. Freeze

55%

Catwoman

55%

Two Face

55%

The Riddler

45%

Penguin

35%

Poison Ivy

35%

Which Batman Villain Are You Most Like?
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You scored as The Joker.

The Joker

89%

The Scarecrow

78%

Mad Hatter

67%

Clay-Face

67%

Cat-Woman

56%

The Penguin

56%

Poison Ivy

56%

Mr. Freeze

56%

Two Face

44%

The Riddler

33%

Killer Croc

22%

Which Batman Villain Are You?
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You scored as The Scarecrow, Sack-Shrouded Psycho. Fear is an amazing thing: it can inspire and motivate, or it can paralyze and crush. You've discovered that in the same way pain is a just a signal from your body, fear is nothing more than a message from your mind. And like any message, it's there for you to use or ignore as you see fit. Denial is weakness, however, because how can you overcome something if you don't understand it intimately? You don't shy away from any of the ugly aspects of human nature, and you're all the stronger because of it.

Poison Ivy, Seedling-Sprouting Seductress

100%

The Scarecrow, Sack-Shrouded Psycho

100%

The Penguin, Overweight Avian Outcast

83%

The Joker, Clown Prince of Crime

83%

Mr. Freeze, Clinically Chilling Criminal

50%

Ra's al Ghul, Shadowy Syndicate Overseer

50%

The Riddler, Enigmatic Egomaniac

50%

Catwoman, Feline Filcher of Fineries

33%

Two-Face, Duplicitous Dual D.A.

33%

Killer Croc, Scaly Sewer-Dwelling Scoundrel

0%

Which Batman Villian Are You?
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You scored as Vizzini. You're Vizzini! Sure, you're pretty smart, but obviously not smart enough. Everyone can easily beat you physically, but you think they're no match for your brains. You'll do anything for money, even start a war if you're paid well!

Wesley

33%

Vizzini

33%

Inigo Montoya

33%

Miracle Max

29%

Prince Humperdinck

21%

Princess Buttercup

21%

Fezzik

8%

Which Character from The Princess Bride are you?
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You scored as Forrest Gump. You are Forrest Gump. Your mama loves you and has passed on a lot of common sense. Although people sometimes take advantage of your generosity, it doesn't make you hard or cynical. You have - or will - achieve many things despite seemingly insurmountable odds.

Forrest Gump

70%

Josh

65%

Viktor Navorski

35%

Sam Baldwin

10%

What Tom Hanks Character Are You?
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You scored as Iceman. Iceman is a very powerful but volitile X-man. His ego and reluctance to follow orders means that he often clashes with Cyclops. Despite being immature sometimes, he's very popular with the ladies and is an extremely powerful X-Man. Powers: Can lower the temperature in areas around him. Basically, he has a near limitless ability to freeze things and make massive amounts of ice.

Iceman

45%

Gambit

45%

Wolverine

40%

Colossus

40%

Cyclops

35%

Rogue

35%

Jean Grey

35%

Emma Frost

35%

Beast

25%

Nightcrawler

25%

Storm

15%

Most Comprehensive X-Men Personality Quiz 2.0
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You scored as Beast. Beast. Thats what you score. Definately a personal favorite. You're clever, and witty, and know that if you want something then you need to keep cool

Beast

65%

Rogue

55%

Wolverine

50%

Professor X

40%

Cyclops

40%

Storm

30%

Which X-men are you?
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You scored as Colossus. You are Colossus. Power(s): Ability to transform flesh into organic steel.

Dazzler

50%

Colossus

50%

Beast

42%

Cyclops

42%

Jean Grey

42%

Wolverine

42%

Psylocke

33%

Iceman

25%

Jubilee

25%

Angel

25%

Storm

17%

Rogue

17%

Nightcrawler

17%

Gambit

8%

Which Member of the X-Men Are You?
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